Abortion and Pet Ownership

Abortion and Pet Ownership

First, God is only concerned with Collective Life, that Huge Life Force, the Life of Everything. If God has any preference at all, it is for Life in Full Bloom. When a Human Fetus is indistinguishable from a Tadpole… well, why should anybody suppose God imposes any imaginary distinctions upon it. If we see only a tadpole, then God sees only a tadpole.

A tadpole is a tadpole. “Its not a Choice. It’s a Frog”.

Yes, Abortion is a problem. I would imagine it is upsetting to the women involved. Romantic people who cry watching movies should not have to withstand the nastiness of an Abortion.

Other Cultures had once used Infant Nose Pinching to control Population. The Midwife would take away the Healthy Baby and then come back only minutes later to inform the poor mother that the child had died in childbirth. Observing the Birth and Death Statistics from past Centuries, they are only explainable in terms of Nose Pinching. After all, it was a really compelling fact that many Fathers were entirely conscious that they could not afford any more children. SOMETHING had to be done. Well, if the mothers had known, this would have really been brutalizing to them.

The best thing we can all do is encourage the lavish use of Birth Control Methods. Obviate the Problem at its source. Nip it in the bud, so to speak.

But even Birth Control has a sad effect on the Sensitive Female Psyche. My recommendation?! Well, young women should get some nice cats or even a small dog and name it “Baby”. Yes, the Maternal Instinct is that easily diverted. One would think that anything as Momentous as the Maternal Instinct would need something as Momentous as a Real Baby to satisfy it, but, no.

Love is Love.

Oh, yes, Parents feel more obligation to a Baby. More Duty. More Responsibility. But the love a Woman has for a fine Cat… whether she cares to admit it or not… is just as intense as that for a Child, and just as satisfying… if her friends can only refrain from making her ashamed of it… calling her just a “Cat Lady”. If Society would only get on board and allow Pet Ownership to do its Thing, then we could finally get a handle on the Population Problem. Women would stop insisting upon having ‘pet’ babies, just to make them feel fulfilled and less bored with themselves. Such ‘babies’ will keep them busy for only a while but then they grow up and become nasty demanding adults, and go out and scourge the World. That Lady who supposes her own strident life of bickering protest is full vindication for her mother not getting an abortion… well, lead her to the Prisons, the Unemployment Lines, the Young Men who have to get blown up in Iraq and Afghanistan because they could find a Job. A useless and burdensome life is no justification for Anti-Abortion Policies, but rather a reason why something needs to be done. But we need not resort to extremes. Get a Cat!